#The world would implode from the sheer, glittery fabulousness that would be their friendship. #Can you imagine these two at a party together?
oh god
no one would survive
they would gossip everyone out of the room and Mark would cry and his mascara would run and prom night would be RUINED
Oh my god shut up my mascara is always waterproof and **flawlessly fabulous**
wow okay mark i guess we traveled to an alternate universe where yo face isn’t busted as hell
my mistake
this is the best day and the best fandom with the best peopleThe prime candidate for an episode of What Not to Wear has no right to talk about my face.
This face has helped me nail a cop. Sexually.
oh hell no
i know you didn’t just diss my sweet threads
lisa
lisa hold my
pursebag of tricksthis shit’s about to get hella ugly
just like mark’s old wrinkly face
Oh god. Oh Axel baby. Your blatant jealousy over my beauty is so wonderful. It smells sweeter than the sweetest rose.
Bring it on bitch, I will end you and your ridiculous, terrible haircut that looks like a brick of hay.
how could i be jealous of some middle-aged wash-out who flies around wearing neon-green spandex all day
so whatever happened to that cop you nailed???
oh right she died haha
probably from getting a look at you in broad daylight
